

Poor Zoey got two black eyes in a week and a half, but she still has her wits about her.
Zoey was playing on her new bed and bumped her elbow on the side rail so she was fussing.
Me: "Did you hit your funny bone?"
Zoey: "No. It is NOT funny."
Me: "I know. It is ironic."
Zoey: "Oh. Yes. I hit my ironic bone."
She is funny.